Kumo: Ninja and Elephant Conquerer Pt 2

Morning didn't work out for Kumo's herd so it was more like early afternoon.

Once again, I met Kumo outside. I didn't bring Voltaire this time figuring a giant herd of elephants might be frightening to my little doggie (and if it was another small herd, seeing them get squished again might be traumatic.)

It actually started out pretty good.


Kumo had a larger herd this time. She set them running in front of her. And then, running behind them, she jumped up!



Quick as a flash, she was over the backs of the elephants heading for the lead elephant, just like Tony Jaa in the movie!


And then there she was, on the head of the lead elephant. Her paw on his forehead, he came to an abrupt stop (just like in the movie! Who knew that's how you dominate an elephant?)



All of the other elephants came around to face their new elephant mistress, Kumo, and bowed. And that was when I started to think there was something a bit strange about these elephants.


As Kumo came over to tell me what an awesome ninja she was, the "elephants" started taking off their masks, and I realized who Kumo had been on the phone with all night last night.


When I told her that I found her herd a little "familiar" she explained to me that she'd had a hard time finding elephants, so she decided to make her own.


Just then my cousin, Justin, wandered over to say "Hi" and remind Kumo that she'd promised all of the cousins she'd hired as elephants that she'd take them out for carrot cake.


So, as Kumo explained to the cousins that she was going to have to drive them over one at a time on her motorcycle because Wendy and I had a birthday party to go to I found myself able to rest assured of two facts:

Kumo has gotten this elephant thing out of her system, and that my dear, sweet, ninja, baby sister is a complete whackadoodle. Though, I wouldn't have her any other way.

Kumo: Ninja and Elephant Conquerer Pt 1

Some of you know my crazy sister, Kumo.

She thinks she's a ninja.

The other night, we watched the movie Ong Bak 2.


Which is a pretty awesome action/martial arts movie. There are some seriously crazy fight scenes and stunts in this film. It's an amazing piece of cinema. Kumo, however, sort of took it as an educational video.

There's a scene in this movie where Tony Jaa runs across the backs of a running herd of elephants. It's not CGI, it's not blue screen, he really did it. And ever since we watched it, Kumo's been talking about reenacting the "running on the tops of the elephants" scene.



Voltaire and I met her outside this afternoon, where she said she'd gotten this elephant thing figured out.


She said the hardest part had been figuring out where to get a herd of elephants. But that Tycho had helped her out.

Tycho showed up just then, and said that he hoped Kumo wasn't disspointed, because it was a pretty small herd of elephants, but that he hoped they'd work for what she wanted to do.



He wasn't kidding when he said a "small herd." They were tiny!


I figured Kumo hadn't told Tycho what her plans for the elephants were, and that that would be the end of it. But Kumo took a look at the elephants and declared that she was going to give it a try!


As she lined up the "herd" I figured maybe she was just going to jump OVER the elephants, and that that would probably be enough like the Tony Jaa scene to make her happy.

I was wrong.

And it went about as well as you would've expected running over the backs of tiny elephants would go. Poor little things.

Tycho rescued his slightly traumatized (and squished) herd and left. And I really thought that would be the end of it. But again, I was wrong.



Kumo said that she had it figured out, she just needed the right elephants. She said to come back to the same place tomorrow morning and I'd see.

And now she's been on the phone all night, but I don't know who she's been calling. I'm almost afraid to see what happens tomorrow morning. But hopefully no more elephants will be squished in her attempt to imitate Tony Jaa.